Hairstylist to the Undead

If I were undead and I had a hairstylist that could actually do my hair right I'd so turn her. I know people always say would you turn your honey or your parents. I could say without a doubt nope on my parents or any family. My honey well yeah he'd be coming with me. I couldn't live without him. And if I ever found a hairstylist who could actually do good things with my hair she'd be there too. Without a doubt.