Real Vampires Don't Diet by Gerry Bartlett

Real Vampires Don't Diet by Gerry Bartlett. Romance. Fourth book in the Gloria St. Clair series. I love this series because Gloria is a real woman. She's eternally a size 12. I'd love to be a size 12 but I'm sure that that's because I'm a size 16 or 18. If I was a size 12 I'm sure I'd feel the need to lose weight then too. Gloria is helping Ray (vampire musician) get used to being a vampire. Ray is trying to get into Gloria's pants. Gloria is dating Blade and has been on and off for a 1000 years. It's fun and I'm happy when i read it.