Monday, April 09, 2007

The Mythical Powers of the Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny is one powerful dude. It's a good thing he chooses to use his powers for good instead of evil.
1 - He can summon to him millions of eggs in one moment. We know he doesn't take a long period of time to collect them cause they would go bad if he did. If he wanted to employ this skill for evil he could let them spoil before doing something like egging a house.
2 - If they are summoned he doesn't take them all from one place. He spreads out the love so that no one person notices a drop in supply. He could completely wipe out someones business.
3 - He decorates the eggs with pretty colors. Instead of eggs if he were evil he'd be one bad graffiti artist.
4 - He also delivers candy which follows the top two rules.
5 - He comes and goes without being seen. If he were trying to be evil he could be one of the best thieves of all time. Or a major assassin.
6 - He may also be able to jump very very high and very very far. If this is the case he would be very hard to catch. Of course he's probably leave a trail of Easter grass and bunny fur.

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