dust pixies.

I was watching a pledge commercial yesterday and made an interesting discovery. Pledge is employing dust pixies. They are magical little creatures that hunt down dust bunnies. On top of everything they are very very rare. Scientists are very confused as to why however since their major source of nutrition is plentiful. They eat dust bunnies. They can only assume that they must be a delicacy to some other group of creatures that we have yet to discover. Maybe the job with pledge will help them replenish their numbers. And in parting I have a blessing for you all. May your house be infested with dust pixies.