You Suck (a love story) by Christopher Moore

You Suck (a love story) by Christopher Moore. Prerelease fiction. Pages 328. This is the sequel to blood sucking fiends. The redheaded vampire known as the countess whom is about 21 yrs old decided that she wanted her lover Thomas flood to join her in eternity. To bad she didn't bother to ask him first. Bring a bronze statue would really suck. But he loves her and decides that eternity couldn't be to bad. Well maybe no bad but it sure gets a lot more interesting once you involve a blue prostitute, a lot of money, and an ancient vampire bent on getting revenge. Check it out when it's released.