Santa's Elves

I'm probably going to sprinkle the next few weeks with fun little bits about Christmas. I enjoy it the holiday but have trouble staying in the spirit working retail. I hope you envoy.

Wanted: Industrious folk to turn out treasures for little boys and girls. Long hours may be required to be finished before our Christmas deadline. Must be used to cold weather in a snowy wonderland of fun. Must not be allergic to reindeer. Because of uniform demands you must be under four feet tall. The check is small but the joy you bring to others is large. Please send resumes to Chris Cringle at the North poll. We eagerly await your correspondence. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.