Sunday, January 07, 2007

Snoring

I think snoring would be a major problem in a lot of paranormals. Think about it.

Vampires - As a vampire you sleep during the day. Most of the time you need that sleep spot to be secure. You also need that sleep spot to be secret. Otherwise the mob of mad villagers are going to find you. So snoring is a major problem because if you snore like a chainsaw someone is going to hear you and hunt you down. It might have nothing at all to do with being a vampire either. They just might want you to shut up.

Werewolves - Now it's less of a problem for werewolves. Where you sleep isn't such a big deal. But werewolves tend to congregate in packs. You have a pack of aggressive individuals and you involve a heavy snorer into the group. Well I hope the snorer can fight.

Magic Users - Now it should be even less of an issue with magic users. I mean they behave like normal humans most of the time. I would actually think that having someone who was a snorer live with you would be more the issue. Many the magic system say you need to meditate or sleep through the night without interruption to have your powers at full. So the two problems with that are if you sleep with someone who's a snorer you're likely to get woken up. Second problem is if you are a snorer you're like to a - wake yourself up snoring b - not feel well rested cause you aren't getting enough air. (yes for those who don't know about snoring that is a problem. You don't get enough air and it makes your sleep time worth less.)

Others - Well I don't know how snoring would effect a demon. I mean do they even breath. I can't imagine an ogre that doesn't snore. And I really have no clue about orcs or goblins.

I hope everyone has a nice day and many a snorless nights.

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