Because Your Vampire Said So by Michele Bardsley. Pages 282. Romance. I enjoy this series. This one is about Patsy. A single mom with a son who is just itching to follow in dads footsteps. Dad is a drunk that they left because he refused to kick his addiction. Patsy is a vampire. Her son is not. Then their is the prophecy but it would be unfair of me to tell you about the prophecy because even Patsy doesn't know about it. Gabriel knows about it though and he's counting on it.